When you visit my home, you are graciously welcome, but please remember:
1. The dogs live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, the have some disgusting habits. So do you . What's your point?
4. OF COURSE they smell like dogs.
5. It is their nature to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs.
6. I like them better than I like most people.
7. To you they are dogs. To me they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and
don't speak clearly. i have no problem with any of these things.
8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually
come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a
gazillion dollars for college.
9. The same applies to cats, except they will ignore you...until your asleep.
Subject: The dogs in my house.... 
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:49 am
