Working Mans Retirement Plan

RETIREMENT PLANNING....

If you had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49
left.

But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called a 401-Keg Plan

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