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PostSubject: When to start Cussing:   Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:54 am

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we
started cussing.

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year
old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees
with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6
year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks
him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!' She
then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

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woody d

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Age : 44
Location : sw iowa
Registration date : 2007-12-21

PostSubject: Re: When to start Cussing:   Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:30 am

i caught a giggly on that one...good stuff
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