*Important Women's Health Issue*

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions,

ask your doctor or pharmacist about

… Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness
will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew
you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn ' t mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


Side effects may include

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can
sing.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

After careful research one has learned that red wine and champagne may
be interchangeable with the product - Margarita.

Please pass this on. Don' t let that inner shyness and low
self esteem go untreated..

Try Margarita, little salt and lime