who says Bdays are exciting

so to make a long story short....
my neighbors dogs got out tonight. one pit bull mix female sweetie
and her man Ziggy 9 year old bully
i spent an hour tryin to save em from anything other than goin back home. the owner was out for who knows how long... no answer.
i walked my DARK alley to chek my perimeter protect mine.
and realized when it was too late.
it was a trap. the bully had me cornered.
all i could see was the top of his head and back all frilleed
just the darker shadow of the dirt road
slowley backin around the corner knowing dang well i was not gonna get eaten by the very breed of dog i have come to love and most def. need.
i heard the skuffle of paws and i jumped on to the wooden 8' er of a fence to mybackyard.
climbed over and just belly flopped
the pit was over and runnin at me before i hit the ground.
in one motion i kinda trip, grabbed his Harness and then ass and friggin shot putted him back to yonder allley.
i was so pumped that i was yellin to him to bring it on mother!!!! somethin somethin
he was pacin the alley i could see him throught the 1/8 th gaps of wooe he was half jumpin etc. i opened the kennel and out come my pups! NO
go back in !!! im jumpin all ver em to get all three of us in the safety of our great white dog run!

Dang what a birthday treat....
Did the owner ever come home?
And did you give them a piece of your mind?