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sedaliapridekennels
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Female Number of posts : 1708
Age : 46
Location : Wisconsin
Registration date : 2007-03-30

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PostSubject: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2008 5:23 pm
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................49.

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................Tiny breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautif ul..............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Feminist..............................Fat.

Free Spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first.......................Former Slut.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................Wears pajamas to bed

Open-minded........................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional...........................Bitch.

Voluptuous...........................Very fat.

L a rge frame..........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes........ .. ..........................No

No.....................................Yes

Maybe.................................No

We need...............................I want

I am sorry............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead.......................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?




DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...........................I am hungry

I am sleepy...........................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress...... ........................Nice cleavage!

I love you.............................Let's have sex now

I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..... ...........I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?.......... ....I'd like to have sex with you.

&nb sp; Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

Laughing
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Male Number of posts : 59
Age : 43
Location : PA
Registration date : 2008-01-31

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2008 5:27 pm
I AGREE 100% with the men part! Very Happy
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Female Number of posts : 1708
Age : 46
Location : Wisconsin
Registration date : 2007-03-30

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2008 5:30 pm
215pitts wrote:
I AGREE 100% with the men part! Very Happy

Laughing For some reason I think most guys will..
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sedaliapridekennels

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Male Number of posts : 932
Age : 42
Location : Sedalia Missouri
Registration date : 2007-06-03

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2008 5:37 pm
now this is funny great post
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Female Number of posts : 1414
Age : 104
Location : Off in the Woods
Registration date : 2007-06-22

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2008 8:51 pm
Thank you, needed a good laugh...I think those are probably all true....Got to go, have to change my profile lol.
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Female Number of posts : 364
Age : 52
Location : Mchigan
Registration date : 2007-03-06

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeThu Feb 07, 2008 1:04 am
LOL thanks that was funny !
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Female Number of posts : 122
Age : 45
Registration date : 2007-12-28

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeThu Feb 07, 2008 2:04 am
lol that was funny Very Happy
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Female Number of posts : 405
Age : 115
Location : North Shore, Boston, Mass.
Registration date : 2007-03-05

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh for the day......   Laugh for the day...... Icon_minitimeThu Feb 07, 2008 4:30 am
Very Happy LOL!!!!
that was GREAT!!!!!!!
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