The Guys Side of the Story

We always here the ''rules'' from the female side. Now here are the ''rules'' from the male side. These are our rules!! Please note...These are all numbered 1 on purpose....

1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up , put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1 Sunday=Sports. It's like a full moon or teh changing if the tides. Let it be.

1 Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1 Crying is blackmail.

1 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.

1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help sloving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1 A headache that lasts 17 momths is a problem. See a doctor.

1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all coments become null and void after 7 days.

1 If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret model, don't expect us toact like soap opera guys.

1 If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask.

1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1 You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know the best way to do it, just do it yourself.

1 Whenever possible, please sa what you have to say during commercials.

1 Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1 ALL men see in only 16 colors, loke Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1 It it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1 If we ask what is wrong and you say ''NOTHING'' we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is not worth the hassle.

1 If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY

1 Don't ask us what we are think about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, cars, or sex.

1 You have enough clothes.

1 You have too many shoes.

1 I am in shape..Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. Yes I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping....

good post....

And why is it that y'all think talking isnt "allowed" during comercials, but is perfectly fine in the middle of the show/movie??? And why not talk when there's nothing to do, instead of when we're dead tired and wanna sleep.......you know we're not listening, but then ask "Are you listening???". . . "Then what did I say???"

LOL Dunlap you are right...